Dear Mr. Faberge,

Thirty years ago you had the amazing foresight to launch a shampoo with the iconic Farrah Fawcett. I can only imagine it was a best seller, as women flocked to drugstores to buy a product that would give them Farrah's famously billowy hairdo. May I say, Mr F, that you were even ahead of your time by making your shampoo with vitamins, minerals, proteins and herbs.

As I'm sure you know, all that remains of Faberge's Farrah Fawcett Shampoo is a video of the original commercial on YouTube and a rather forlorn bottle — still full, labels intact — of 30-year-old shampoo on offer on eBay for $19.99.

I have a prediction that Farrah's hair will make a BIG come back very soon. So should her shampoo! I entreat you Mr F on behalf of would-be shaggy blonds everywhere, bring back Faberge's Farrah Fawcett Shampoo.

Thank you for your consideration,


P.S. Please make sure the relaunch is paraben and sulfate free, to be truly Farrah-licious.