Reviewed and rejected: Kevin Murphy Sticky Business
Sticky Business is a styling thingy that is all too aptly named. You'll need to wash your hair after a day with it. I think that it is really only suitable for the very wild and wooly or someone with a mohican. The things not to like include petrolatum, parabens (polluting of marine life) and diazolidinyl urea, an irritant. Plus the package is awkward to use.
For a really hard to use bottle try Staying Alive leave in conditioner. Admittedly, I have small hands, but I could hold it and spray at the same time. Still, if you want to give it a try, Kevin Murphy products are easy to come by in the UK (I was sent these by a friend) and Australia, but still uncommon in the US.